Our Jazz 1's "On Green Dolphin Street" solo section is absolutely attrocias!!!!

The chords are nothing like the original, and it seems the arranger was trying to show off and outdo "Gaint Steps" by writing the most on of the most random, retarted, and revolting chord progressions on the face of this planet!!! Over 3/4 of the chords are either #9's #5's or sus's, and there aren't any straight up 2-5-1's in the entire peice. To top it off, the rhytm section stylistic changes from Latin to Jazz are more disgustingly dismembered and detached than an army of Zombies that has just marched through a woodchipping machine.

~For a song to bare the title "On Green Dolphin Street" is an honor, but this version is nearly inhumane in the way it butchers the original Green Dolphin St.
PETA would be appaled by the way that the arranger horribly mutilates Green Dolphins. T____T
And dolphins were even my favorite animals, although I've never seen a green one.


I'm so right now that I'm about ready Google the arranger, hunt him down, gruesomely mame him , AND use some insane Ninja skills to stealthily fling forty F%&#ing forks up his arsenole.

That out to teach 'em!

*goes back to search for his happy place in the Charlie Parker Book*